If a 10 year old boy drops his pencil in the middle of the kitchen for the fifth time while gearing up to start doing his homework, does his mom hear it even if her head has popped off?The answer is Yes. In fact, she continues to hear it the 6th, … [Read more...]
The Surreal Housewife Blog
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Everyone knows about the laws in the universe, like gravity, that keep our feet on the ground. Equally well known is the ninth law of thermodynamics, which states that sitting on black vinyl car seats in the middle of August really hurts. And who … [Read more...]
Just when you think you're getting somewhere as a parent, when your well-thought out lecture or explanation of a critical issue or situation rolls off your tongue like a strike right down the middle, your kid throws you a curveball. Take, for … [Read more...]
There was a big difference between the first day of school last year, and the first day of school this year, for both me and my kids. This year, they went. I didn't.The decision to leave teaching, and pick up my former career as a freelance writer, … [Read more...]
For many people, the county fair brings to mind fond childhood memories of thrilling rides, crazy loops around the fun house and the smell of goat manure in the morning. There really is nothing quite like it. Except for the smell coming from the food … [Read more...]